Hunter Biden’s indictment Thursday on federal charges in California revealed more than his alleged long-term failure to pay taxes, but rather what he actually does with the millions million he earned at that time.
According to the indictmentfiled by DOJ Special Counsel David Weiss in the US District Court for the Central District of California, Biden spent hundreds of thousands of dollars specifically on “adult entertainment” and “women,” including sex club memberships and strippers .
Here are the 5 funniest details contained in the accusation:
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1. Biden allegedly spent a total of $872,172 on “various women” and “adult entertainment”
From 2016 to 2019, Biden allegedly spent $683,212 paying what the indictment described as “various women,” including people he had romantic or sexual relationships with, and $188,960 on adult entertainment , including sex club membership, exotic dancers, and strip clubs.
“Between 2016 and October 15, 2020, the Defendant spent this money on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothes, and other personal items, in other words, everything except for his taxes,” the indictment read.
The $872,172 total is just a fraction of the millions Biden allegedly spent in those years, before finally receiving financial support between Jan. 2020 and Oct. 2020 that still hasn’t gone to the Internal Revenue Service.
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2. Biden allegedly failed to identify payments to a stripper and escort as personal expenses, rather than business
Biden met with his accountant in California on Jan. 28, 2020 and reviewed the general ledger for his business entity, Owasco PC, to confirm the accuracy of the line item.
“As he reviewed the schedules for ‘Office Expenses’ and ‘Professional and Outside Services,’ Defendant affirmatively identified, with a yellow highlighter, personal expenses that should not be deducted as business expenses,” the indictment read.
It added that he failed to identify a $1,500 Venmo payment made on August 14, 2018 to an exotic dancer at a strip club as a personal expense, rather than a business one.
“The Defendant described the payment in the Venmo transaction as being for ‘artwork.’ The exotic dancer did not sell him any artwork,” the indictment read.
Biden also allegedly failed to identify an $11,500 payment to an escort for spending two nights with him as a personal expense.
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3. Biden allegedly claimed money paid to sexual and romantic partners was wages to reduce tax burden
According to the indictment, Biden allegedly instructed his personal assistant in 2018 to place three women “with whom he had a romantic or sexual relationship,” and a fourth woman related to one of the three, on his payroll in business, as well as give them health care benefits.
The indictment said Biden knew the wages, which totaled $86,000, were “an erroneous deduction,” but failed to inform his accountants.
“These payroll expenses were treated as business expenses on Owasco, PC’s Form 1120, reducing the amount of the Defendant’s income and, as a result, his individual income tax liability,” it read. of indictment.
4. Biden falsely claimed that stripper and sex club payments were business expenses
In Jan. 28, 2020 meeting with his California accountant, Biden mischaracterized payments from his personal bank account and other wire transfers as business expenses.
“Many of the expenses the Defendant rounded up were not, as he knew, business expenses. Rather, they were personal expenses incurred during what he described in his memoir as a ‘bacchanal’ in 2018 ,” the indictment read.
Biden rounded up a payment for $1,248 in airline tickets for an exotic dancer to fly from Los Angeles to New York in September. 2018.
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“The Defendant wired money to JP Morgan Chase to pay personal expenses and falsely represented to the CA Accountant that these wire transfers were business expenses,” the indictment read. “Actually, wire transfers from the Owasco, PC account to JP Morgan Chase will pay for personal expenses.”
One such wire transfer in July 2018 was for $18,000 to an individual not named in the indictment, of which $10,000 was for a “golf member deposit.”
“In fact, at the direction of the Defendant, the $10,000 was used to purchase a membership to a sex club,” the indictment read, noting that he visited the club with the individual to whom he sent the money.
5. Biden allegedly spent thousands on his business line of credit at a strip club
The indictment alleges that Biden used his business line of credit “to pay personal expenses and falsely represented to CA Accountant that it was for business expenses.”
“Actually, the Defendant used the business line of credit to pay for luxury hotels, restaurants, high-end clothing, and other personal items in New York and in California in 2018, among others,” read it.
These allegedly include $3,947 in payments to M Street Management, a Washington, DC strip club, in January, and a $774 Venmo payment to an exotic dancer in April.
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Fox News Digital reached out to Hunter Biden’s legal team for comment after the indictment was handed down. A spokesman for Special Counsel Weiss declined to comment.