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Oscarworthy
Fresh from hosting the Oscars on Sunday, Jimmy Kimmel detailed on Monday night how he had a real-time crush on one viewer: Donald Trump, who posted a critique of Kimmel’s performance on the broadcast. (“Isn’t it past your jail time?” Kimmel asked the former president from the stage.)
“We were backstage, the show was almost over, and one of our writers was like, ‘Hey, look at this,’ and I was like, well, to quote Al Pacino, ‘When I thought I was out, they pulled over. I came back,’ and I had to read it,” Kimmel said.
“It’s a good thing he’s holding the card, maybe we’ve seen his Maestro, if you know what I’m saying? His Poor Thing, if you catch my drift.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“They kept demanding that we make the envelope bigger and bigger, which, well, first, I have to say congratulations to John Cena, the commotion you caused. It’s very rare that an idea literally pushes the envelope, and this one did.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Kristen Stewart defended her racy Rolling Stone cover during Monday’s “Late Show.”
What We’re Excited About Tuesday Night
Journalist Jane Marie will discuss her new book “Selling the Dream: The Billion-Dollar Industry Bankrupting Americans” on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”